Skeleton Joke
- Tear-resistantFeels like paperFeels like paper, barely tears
- Water-resistantSpills bead offSpills bead off. Not waterproof
- RFID-blockingShields your cardsA shield layer sits behind your cards
Skeletons, speech bubbles, and a yellow HA HA! burst.
MADE TO TAKE IT
- Tear-resistantFeels like paper. Feels like paper, barely tears
- Water-resistantSpills bead off. Spills bead off. Not waterproof
- RFID-blockingShields your cards. A shield layer sits behind your cards
- VeganNo leather. No leather or animal hide
- Recyclable materialHDPE Tyvek sheet. The Tyvek sheet is HDPE plastic
- What Tyvek is, and how it agesRead more →
PUT TO THE TEST
Every print is cut from the same Tyvek, so every Pocketeer takes the same beating.
- Material
- Printed Tyvek, RFID-lined
- Holds
- 12 cards · coin pouch · notes
- Size folded
- 11 × 8 cm
THE DESIGN
A vaudeville comic printed across both faces. One panel reads “I just don't have the GUTS!” — wording unchanged — with a second bubble and a yellow HA HA! burst at the edge. It is the print people pick when the gift has to make someone laugh out loud.
- Skeleton figures in their original poses
- Speech bubbles with the printed punchlines unchanged
- Yellow HA HA! burst and comic panel dividers
INSIDE
- 2 card slots — 12 cards sit comfortably without adding bulk, and it takes more
- coin pouch with a 3M Dual Lock fastener that stays shut
- slim receipt pocket
- full-width cash section
- built-in RFID-blocking layer
THE HONEST BIT
It's paper-thin by design and water-resistant, not waterproof. Sit on it all day for a year and the fold will show a crease — that's the material earning its keep, not failing. The print sits on the Tyvek, not in it: friction can make the surface feel as if the ink is lifting, but it is the fibre wearing in — a vintage look, not the artwork peeling off.
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